縣長(zhǎng)由鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)陪著,去養(yǎng)羊?qū)I(yè)戶(hù)熊二家視察。熊二激動(dòng)得手都不知道放哪兒好了,連聲說(shuō):“縣長(zhǎng),您請(qǐng),您請(qǐng)!”縣長(zhǎng)故意客氣一下說(shuō):“還是老鄉(xiāng)先請(qǐng)吧!”熊二受寵若驚地說(shuō):“還是、還是縣長(zhǎng)先請(qǐng)吧,我們放羊的,在牲口后面走慣了!”
縣長(zhǎng)聽(tīng)了臉色有些難看,但又不便發(fā)作。鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)狠狠地瞪了熊二一眼,把熊二瞪得心里有點(diǎn)發(fā)毛,心想:你瞪俺干啥呢,俺可是實(shí)話(huà)實(shí)說(shuō)呀!
縣長(zhǎng)轉(zhuǎn)了一上午,終于結(jié)束了視察。鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)說(shuō):“熊二啊,今天上午縣長(zhǎng)不走了,他想嘗一嘗咱們這兒的美味羊肉,你明白我的意思嗎?”
熊二一聽(tīng),縣長(zhǎng)要在自己家吃飯,哪敢怠慢,于是立馬忙開(kāi)了。他整了一桌全羊宴:燉羊肉、拌羊肝、爆炒羊肚、清蒸羊腦、紅燒羊蹄……不下十幾樣??h長(zhǎng)一行看了直咽口水!最后,鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)還特地讓熊二做了一盤(pán)縣長(zhǎng)最?lèi)?ài)吃的羊骨頭。
縣長(zhǎng)一邊啃著羊骨頭,一邊客氣地說(shuō):“味道不錯(cuò),簡(jiǎn)單點(diǎn)就行了,老鄉(xiāng)真是太熱情太實(shí)在了?!毙芏?tīng)了縣長(zhǎng)的夸獎(jiǎng),更加受寵若驚,慌忙說(shuō):“哪里,哪里,不值幾個(gè)錢(qián)的東西,平時(shí)這都是給狗啃的!”
縣長(zhǎng)聽(tīng)了最后那句話(huà),嗓子差一點(diǎn)被羊骨頭卡住,大聲咳嗽起來(lái),鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)慌忙讓熊二坐下吃飯少說(shuō)話(huà)。嚇得熊二老老實(shí)實(shí)地說(shuō):“領(lǐng)導(dǎo)們先用吧,俺不慌,每天這個(gè)時(shí)候,俺、俺都是先喂牲口再吃飯,習(xí)慣了?!?/p>
縣長(zhǎng)的臉都黃了,羊骨頭也不啃了,站起來(lái)就要走,鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)氣得一拍桌子,沖著熊二大聲怒斥:“你會(huì)不會(huì)說(shuō)人話(huà)?”熊二一看鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)生氣了,心驚膽顫,哭喪著臉說(shuō):“俺只是一個(gè)放羊的光棍,一輩子只和畜生說(shuō)話(huà)呀!”
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